I put a bullet through a newborn's head.
What better birthday gift to give than death?
Is that evil enough for you?
I put your grandma to bed with a ten-pound sledge.
Mopped up the liquid brains and upon them fed.
Is this evil enough for you?
Am I an Abomination?
I can safely say I'm not.
You're simply searching for nails
With which to suspend me from your cross.
I drank a gallon of your grandchild's bile.
Into his infant face, carve a six-inch smile.
Is this too evil for you?
I am a carpet stain, back-pain, a wasp.
An annoyance, once found can never be lost.
I'm here until you're dead.
Chorus
So, are you choking on your carb-free snack?
Are you appalled, screaming it's all wrong?
Go ahead, write a letter to your congressman.
You won't find a single vulgarity in this song.
Destroy this Abomination.
Grab a torch and throw me to my knees.
Take a pill, life's a lot more fun
When you can laugh at things like these.