What is your net worth?

Assets:
Cash on you: $21
Savings Account: 0
Checking Account: 0
Car: $500
Clothes: $400 (You count them at like 15-20% of what you paid usually)
Jewelry: $20
Electronics/random stuff/furniture: I'll say around $550
Other: $58 (Anything that dosent fit above)

Liabilities:
Debt/loans/whatever: $500 to my dad for car payments.

All in all: $1,049. Yes, I am a poor motherfucker right now. Good thing I get my first paycheck soon.