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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:04 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "I bet Mary Magdalene gave Jesus TB. She..."
What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord Come Back?????? Omfg!!!!

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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:05 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord..."
He only came back because he thought you were gone for good.

Thanks a fucking lot, asshole.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:08 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "He only came back because he thought..."
who's the asshole? me or hades?


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:08 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "who's the asshole? me or hades?"
Him, for existing. And you, for having money. (Therefore making you a Jew.)
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:10 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Him, for existing. And you, for having..."
So I crucified Jesus? Sweet.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:11 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "So I crucified Jesus? Sweet."
Mel Gibson is gonna fucking kick your ass!

He's racially aware!
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:12 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Mel Gibson is gonna fucking kick your..."
Hmm... If jews control the media and movies, how did a movie trashing jews get out, and how did it get so much publicity?


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:06 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord..."
I did indeed make my return. And hello to you as well.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:07 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "I did indeed make my return. And hello..."
Jesus probably stole Christianity from the Jews. They probably had it hidden away in a covenant marked "Plan B." Fucking Jesus.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:17 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord..."
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What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord Come Back?????? Omfg!!!!

Hello Captain Obvious
How many times do I have to say it? Captain Obvious is dead. Captain Bovious killed him and took over.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:18 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "How many times do I have to say it? ..."
Yah but I was resurrected. Just like Jesus.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:18 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Yah but I was resurrected. Just like..."
Does that make Captain Bovious Jewish?
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:22 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Does that make Captain Bovious Jewish?"
Well you already said Captain Obvious is jewish because of money. So I guess Bovious could be jewish as well.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:23 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Well you already said Captain Obvious..."
And Jesus was a Jew.. [ iron clad source: http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35939 ] so it all makes sense.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:24 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "And Jesus was a Jew.. [ iron clad..."
I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as an iron-clad source. Hear that Zonalon? I AM YOUR MESSIAH!!


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