The furrier side of Kagom Jack

Now that's just no funny, Grav. You need to change that around so it has some base humor in it. But I doubt you'll do that. I wouldn't dare touch any animals like that, it's quite unsanitary and it's

But see, from the sounds of things, you have some sort of attraction to animals.

GravitonSurge: I bet he named his little fox dick "Rob"

Not for real animals. That'd just be a little too odd for my liking.

Not for real animals. That'd just be a little too odd for my liking.

Oh, fake ones, then? Like stuffed?

Are you fucking Kon? [obscure reference]

I don't like real animals like that, I'm not a plushophile, I'm not into fursuiting and I'm not into painting myself like an animal.

Really? Tell me more.. how did this all begin?

*whips out notepad and pen*

It's too odd a story. I'm not willing to share it online or with anyone who'd post it online.

Toonces has been brainwashed :-(

Now that's just no funny, Grav. You need to change that around so it has some base humor in it. But I doubt you'll do that. I wouldn't dare touch any animals like that, it's quite unsanitary and it's

amazingly erotic?

Ever tried donkey punching Toonces?

Toonces would never take that kinda shit from him.

You're damn right. Toonces would drive me off a cliff