Wow, I've made it this far?

Heh, funny.

E-Rape. Once I invent it... I will be famous.

"Thats right boys and girls! Now you wont have to go meet those scarry old guys who offer you candy at the park! With this new technology they can rape you from the comfort of your own home!"

"Only 99.99 with 5.95 shipping and handling. Not available in texas, mississippi, or nevada. We do not ship to foreign countries either. Use at own risk, may cause cancer, abnormal bleeding of the penis, and/or certain death."