Best Quotes from...Anything

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my quotes>your quotes..

Wanker22287: omg
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PimpinestJuice69: ??
PimpinestJuice69: shwat?
PimpinestJuice69: cry?>
PimpinestJuice69: why?
PimpinestJuice69: i deed not mean fatman i meen batman!!!!
Wanker22287: you call me fat rofley!

"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."

Noobs my quotes>your quotes.. Wanker22287: omg Wanker22287: Wanker22287: Wanker22287: PimpinestJuice69: ?? PimpinestJuice69: shwat? PimpinestJuice69: cry?> PimpinestJuice69: why? PimpinestJuice69: i deed not mean fatman i meen batman!!!! Wanker22287: you call me fat rofley!

Nah, that's not a good quote. It looks like two disturbed boys who are unsure about their sexuality.

In 1989, the United States, which was displeased with the policies of the
dictator of Panama, invaded that country and placed in power a government
more to its liking.

In 1990, Iraq, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of
Kuwait, invaded that country and placed in power a government more to its
liking.

-Slackware 9.1 (My OS)

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-Al pacino, Scarface

"Never shall innocent blood be shed yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeance strike and hammer from God."

"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features"

"Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away."

"Daddy, daddy! They killed Morechai, the dancing yiddish clown!" "Stop crying! You're supposed to be a man today, so act like one!"