They're after me #2 - Ice cream rage

I'm not going to read it, but you should include me also. Some kind of unimportant side character. "I saw DFD run, flailing his penis at traffic as he went, and I noticed `Insolence` in one of the cars. He looked almost jelous of the size of DFD's penis, but decided his was of modest size and began to ignore him."

I swear to God, you're straight up homosexual.