spork

Anyone seen a titanium spork!

I love sporks. I hate um... kn-sporks though. I'm sure that's not actually the name, but I'm talking about the sporks where one side of them is serrated to be used as a knife. I always feel like I'm going to slit something open when I'm eating with those.

Yes, they should come with a warning for people like you, Chris.

"Warning, some humans may not be at the required advanced intelligence to grasp the concept and proper use of the ground breaking Kn-Sporks."

The idiots here call them foons. No joke.

It's obviously a spork.

They're like "Spork? What's a spork? Leave me alone with my foon."

Tell me you wouldn't feel a little bit scared eating some cereal with a spoon of which one side is sharpened and has teeth for the purpose of cutting.

C.B., there's a point in life when you must realize that you have to utilize each tool for the proper job.