Superman Returns!

So, what happened to his position at the Daily Planet? Downsizing?

I think he just became a born again Christian, and you know how they hate newspapers.

They hate newspapers like Wayne Brady hates the white man!

I think Wayne Brady is a robot.

But if Wayne Brady hates the white man, and Waybe Brady is a robot, then that means...

...oh Jesus. Call the Pentagon. Negro robot uprising on the radar! Run to the hills!

And join the rednecks, hicks and christian militia? No thanks! I'll run for the fucking robot.

Haven't you seen the epic sci-fi thriller Screamers?! They'll trick you into theinking that they are cuddly teddybears or guys lying on the ground pretending to be injured! They'll tear you to pieces! You can't match their robotic wits!