Have a criminal record? What are the most illegal things that you've done?

My record's pretty clean.

Nothing more than tresspassing, grand larceny and assault.

I don't have a criminal record, but I should... lol.

Probably should have gotten assualt and vandalism charges on at least 7 occassions... well actually the police only showed up twice, so the other 5 times I wasn't at risk. They've all been pretty recent.