Fuck Storms/Hurricanes

Rorfl, that persons back yard got pwnt!

To steal an awesome fucking quote from 8-Bit Theater:

"Florida has a fever and the only cure is more hurricane."

What I love is when I suggest to people that live in FL that they should move to CA, I get this sometimes:

"Are you kidding? Don't you guys get huge earthquakes?"

-.- Morons.

That's why I'm glad I live in the mountains, where our only honest natural disaster-based fears are that of a blizzard (which isn't that bad, to be totally honest) or the volcano underneath Yellowstone erupting sometime soon (which would kill everything in the region).

Get serious. The last earthquake I noticed merely slammed the garage door in my face.

Granted, a big earthquake can happen, but it's not like they happen all the time or anything.

Still, earthquakes are a lot more frequent than volcanoes. I'll take my chances with Mount St. Explosivo.

I should look into buying an RV. If that thing does decide to blow, I can just move my whole fucking house out of the state.

Razie, Hush. LOL.

I should look into buying an RV.

Neutered house on wheels? Yes, please!