I declare a state of national emergency! Slim is harboring weapons of mass destruction. We must oust him of his house, because his family must be living under his opressive rule. Send the troops!
*Conversation with random kid dying with cancer*
Me: Hey kid
Him: Gahh. Help me. I have cancer and I can't raise money for the cure.
Me: No, can't do. We need 40 billion dollars to send our troops to Slim's house to find non-existant weapons of mass destruction. In the process, we will kill Slim's entire family, and make Slim a prisoner. We will then proceed to shoot all his friends, and kill a 1000 of our own troops. Screw you kid. Can't help ya.
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