The half-naked guy: Okay, this is a problem. Just because hes pretty stacked, the half-naked guy feels that its perfectly acceptable to wander around in his towel until hes damn well ready to put some clothes on. Unfortunately, he must not be familiar with towels as you and I know them. His choice is a smaller version, more of a washcloth than anything. This makes catching a glimpse of the ol scrotum not only a possibility, but also an expected occurrence.