The Matrix had him!!!

Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.

Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.

I always thought they were.

Anyway, this can't be real. This is just tii damned far-fetched. Who the fuck is that stupid?

Wilkins reported that he and his wife became suspicious earlier in the week after Geoffrey started to ask them if he could see the new Matrix Revolutions movie. "It bothered us terribly, since the boy knew full well that True Christians™ are not to visit picture houses, ever!" said Mrs. Wilkins. “Especially for troublemaking communist propaganda about revolutions!” The concerned couple searched Geoffrey's room for signs of occult activity and found dozens of science fiction videos and comic books, and Magic occult trading cards. "We even found a stash of his old Pokemon pocket demons he tried to hide under his mattress along with a naughty National Geographic magazine and a Ziploc baggy full of grass clippings," said Pastor.

I think someone has been living in an Amish paradise way too long.

Well, if this is real then Baptists are Christians. I mean, it says "True Christians" right in the damn thing.

If this is real, I'm glad I'm staying the fuck away from religion.

Christian Takes up all protestant and catholic denominations. They all believe in christ so therefor are christians.

Just found out that it's fake.

Thank you for saying something, I was just about to post that the Landover Baptist site is a fake site. It's a parody. Why else would they sell bumperstickers that says "My priest molested your honor student" They just do stupid shit to make fun of Christians, etc.

Which I happen to find rather sad.

Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.

No, Baptists are more christian thatn Catholics. And mormons, but they dont count. Damn that Jhon Smiths ice breath.

Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.

"Baptists aren't Christians." For the love of Crap...

Yeah, some people..
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baptist

\Bap"tist\, n. [L. baptista, G. ?] 1. One who administers baptism; -- specifically applied to John, the forerunner of Christ. --Milton.

2. One of a denomination of Christians who deny the validity of infant baptism and of sprinkling, and maintain that baptism should be administered to believers alone, and should be by immersion. See Anabaptist.