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Great Bad Movies
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Posted 2004-08-28, 12:53 PM
List some movies to watch, that just make you side explode with laughter at how stupid they are.


Dollman vs. Demonic Toys----Tiny man vs. evil cussing toys. I smell Oscar
Cripple Ninjas----Needs no explanations
Robot Ninjas----Man implants robot parts into body and fights. Nothing else
Seven Deaths of the Ninjas----There were absolutely no deaths whatsoever
Frogs----What happens when amphibians get pissed? I still don't know
Dead Heat----Miami Vice meets Night of the Living Dead.Also, there was a ressurection machine
Space Monkeys from Mars----This one still confuses me. There were no monkeys. Just farm animals and a shotgun toting farmgirl.
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Posted 2004-08-28, 01:08 PM in reply to EvilLeprechaun's post "Great Bad Movies"
Army of Darkness
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Posted 2004-08-28, 01:32 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Army of Darkness"
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Army of Darkness
Lol I got that movie I thought it was funny , Anyways

Vampires VS. Zombies - A crappy no plot made film a new release one of those low budget films. Nice Lesbian Vampire sex though in it.

Vampire Biters - I think it was called that, but it was the most dumbest movie I ever seen it had these midget vampires or some stupid crap and some really tough guy that got killed or something.

Eye Zombie - Its just a story about a zombie or something can't even remember it was soo dumb

Lake Zombie - Some really low budget film made in England or something and it starts off with a girl swimming naked in this lake and then some pervert zombie starts grabbing at her, they are like zombies that died in WW2 or something and then some proffessor is telling the story later and its one of those movies that they talk but it comes out differently. Really funny to laugh at and shit.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 11:12 AM in reply to gendark01's post starting "Lol I got that movie I thought it was..."
"Wicked City"----Naked pogo jumping men, and women who turn into spiders.
"Cheerleader Ninjas"----Can the girls destroy something or other. And get naked while doing it. Yes they can.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 01:04 PM in reply to EvilLeprechaun's post starting ""Wicked City"----Naked pogo jumping..."
Hmm, let me think.

All of the Ernest series. Those movies rocked, no matter how dumb they were.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 03:31 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Hmm, let me think. All of the Ernest..."
THEY DID DUDE! What is your favorite Ernest movie? I'd like to throw in any and all Lions Gate Film movies.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 03:44 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "THEY DID DUDE! What is your favorite..."
Ha! I'd say...

All disney movies. Sis made me watch every single fucking one. I thought i was gonna die.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 07:19 PM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "Ha! I'd say... All disney movies...."
Disney makes some good movies (in refernece to the older stuff)...ya goon :P
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Posted 2004-08-29, 07:26 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Disney makes some good movies (in..."
No, they don't. I've hated every disney movie I've seen.
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Posted 2004-08-29, 07:28 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Disney makes some good movies (in..."
do you mean, completely terrible moives, or movies that are so stupid they're good or funny, in the second case i'd have to say all of hte "thumb" movies, and as for terrible movies, id have to say i havent seen a bad movie....
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Posted 2004-08-30, 04:38 AM in reply to w00t.ace's post starting "do you mean, completely terrible..."
The best awful movies I've ever seen were Troll 2, Battlefield Earth and Dungeons & Dragons. Only if you're watching them with your friends, though. Trying to sit through any of those goddamned movies on your own is an absolute nightmare.
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Posted 2004-08-30, 07:59 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "The best awful movies I've ever seen..."
I'm sad to say I've seen all the movies listed in this thread (with the fortunate exception of Battlefield:Earth, fuck that Scientologist shit) because I am a shitty Sci-Fi movie nut.

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Posted 2004-08-30, 08:06 AM in reply to RoboticSilence's post starting "I'm sad to say I've seen all the movies..."
Mosquito. That movie was such utter SHIT, I laughed my ass off watching it and I will own it on DVD, if it ever gets released.

Battlefield Earth is another one, oddly enough someone gave it to me for XMas (I think it was Abby's Grandparents )...

Dungeons and Dragons was so horrible, I'd rather scrape out my eyes with an oxidized Nickel before watching that again...
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Posted 2004-08-30, 12:15 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Mosquito. That movie was such utter..."
Yeah, Dungeons and Dragons was horrible. The game rocks, but movies based on games usually suck.
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Posted 2004-08-30, 12:38 PM in reply to EvilLeprechaun's post starting "Yeah, Dungeons and Dragons was..."
D&D is the only known movie made about a tabletop game. Videogame movies are not uncommon and are often terrible.

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Posted 2004-08-30, 02:11 PM in reply to RoboticSilence's post starting "D&D is the only known movie made about..."
Oooooohhhhhh......I can see it now. Monopoly...Moneybags of Vengeance.
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