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Posted 2004-08-18, 04:06 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Masturbating is a sport? Haha, bathroom..."
Who can get it off the fastest?
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Posted 2004-08-18, 10:51 AM in reply to Randuin's post starting "Who can get it off the fastest?"
I heard you could in 5 seconds with a pic of DanXIII's girlfriend.
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Posted 2004-08-18, 06:45 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "I heard you could in 5 seconds with a..."
Because taking a shower is relaxing, and rejuvinating. It massages your shoulders with the superb droplets spraying time and time again onto your body. You can feel the rush of goodness with the everlasting life in the water rushing the bad deeds and toublesome thoughts off and out of your body.

In retrospective...Showers are teh shiznit.














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Posted 2004-08-18, 11:20 AM in reply to Randuin's post starting "Who can get it off the fastest?"
Randuin said:
Who can get it off the fastest?
There was a competition on a british/japanese gameshow called "BANZI!" to see which of 3 guys could get get if off the fastest. That show was so fucked up...
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Posted 2004-08-18, 02:07 PM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "There was a competition on a..."
Why were you watching it then? That is just vulgar.
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Posted 2004-08-18, 02:11 PM in reply to Stealth Banned's post starting "Why were you watching it then? That is..."
Dude... I would destroy anyone in the world at a masturbation contest, I am badass at masturbating.





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Posted 2004-08-18, 02:14 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Dude... I would destroy anyone in the..."
Now I'm jealous..

Wait, no I'm not.

Boner.
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Posted 2004-08-18, 02:33 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Now I'm jealous.. :( Wait, no I'm..."
Fuck you homos.
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Posted 2004-08-18, 06:39 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Fuck you homos."
All of you should be ashamed; fuck this thread.
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