Worst physical pain ever?

testicle + rubber mallet

testicle + rubber mallet

That wins.

Anyone other than me put staples in there arms for fun?

:: raises hand ::

That's dumb. Anyways, soccer cleat in the balls. Happened a week ago, could barely stand.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

testical + 200 pound man applying pressure slowly untill it pops

Swimmer's ear >_<

Anyone other than me put staples in there arms for fun?

No, but you know the web's inbetween your thumb and index finger, I like to staple that, it doesn't even hurt at all, but people freak out.

I would have to say the worst pain I've been in is when I fell off a 10 story stadium( at a football game. ) And when I fell off a 3 story garage. Good times.

No, but you know the web's inbetween your thumb and index finger, I like to staple that, it doesn't even hurt at all, but people freak out. I would have to say the worst pain I've been in is when I fell off a 10 story stadium( at a football game. ) And when I fell off a 3 story garage. Good times.

Holy shit, I wish I was there to watch must be awsome!

child birth? not me personly, but, comon, try to fit a watermellon though an apple, or crap out a 8lb shit, and tell me it wasent painfull.

as for personal physical pain, mmm.... have to think about it...

kay! i thought about it! i good swift poke in the eye from eye liner aplicator.. holy &%#@ it hurts.

bad enuf to make you cry?

I was at the Aquatic center yesterday and I did a gainor flip off the 3m springboard (the high dive) and slightly over rotated, landing in a seated position, since I bounced off the board a gained a height of 1m for a total of a 4m drop slapping my balls direcly onto the surface of the water, I nearly passed out, but managed to crawl out of the pool and carefuly sit down waiting 20 mins for the pain to go away.

I had a bug fly into my eye, he was still alive and moved around but I couldn't get him out, that sucked.

thou the topic is a lil old, i thought more on it, and i have another worse pyhsical pain to add.... here is my short story... verry short and too the point..

i was on a shooting range, laying down or "prone" with rifle. i dont remember the type of rifle, i just know it had some kick too it...

so here i am. prone, trying to hold this heavy ass gun up so that i can fire. and hit my target.

ready aim fire! if only it was that easy for me, as a took the shot, the end of the rifle snuckdown on me and was aimed more at the ground then anything. the shot whent off, and the kickback from the rifle cuse the end of it to butt me in the face. after the puff of dirt cleard there was only me, holding my face and crying like a wuss.

the aftermath of the rifle kickback too the face left me with a bloody eye, and 2 black eyes for about 2 weeks, the pain was un-discribeable.

and thats my somewhat short story.
*waves*

Wow, that sucks ass, Kida.

I've been smashed in the face with a golf Driver at full swing (on the backswing), I've lnearly lopped off the tip of my index finger in a hedgeclipper (the kind that looks a chainsaw) and I've accidentally rubbed cayenne pepper into my eyes. Honestly, the pepper was the worst. I seriously thought I was gonna go blind.