Ok...this is officially messed up :(

WHat do you mean?

All you have to do is take any regular stapler, put it where you want. Then hit the top of the stapler with a good amount of force. It will shoot the staple in. Then just take it out with your fingernails, and clean the wound with alchohol. It tends to bleed a lot. I hit a vein once >_<

Or you can bend the stapler back to where it's straight and slap it on your hand. I've seen dumbasses do it in school.

Once on the Discovery Channel, I saw a couple of pierced people (HEAVILY pierced) got married...while on big hooks. Man, what some people do to their precious, precious skin.

I suggest chilling the fuck out and not being a self mascacist (sp).