Post your dreams :D

You will lose your virginity sooner than you think.

Thank you Yoda

Sex dreams don't mean anything really. They just randomly happen and when they do just go along for the ride.

Sex dreams don't mean anything really. They just randomly happen and when they do just go along for the ride.

Don't worry...I did


" Dreaming about having sexual relations doesn't always refer to sex in real life. "

-Dream Symbols from A to Z-
George Fink

Well, apparently everyone is ignorant here and didn't know about what I was talking about in my dream.

*cough* *wheeze* *bursts out in insane laughter*

I don't dream much any longer due to my irregular bedtimes. 5 am seems to have been my target bed time for the past month or so. And take my word of advice, DON'T eat just before bedtime. I usually end up with nightmares that way. I had four horrible, vicious bloody nightmares in a row one night because I ate a bag of chips (or crisps for you cockney wannabes). Bleh. So don't.

*cough* *wheeze* *bursts out in insane laughter* I don't dream much any longer due to my irregular bedtimes. 5 am seems to have been my target bed time for the past month or so. And take my word of advice, DON'T eat just before bedtime. I usually end up with nightmares that way. I had four horrible, vicious bloody nightmares in a row one night because I ate a bag of chips (or crisps for you cockney wannabes). Bleh. So don't.

That post just made me so hard.

Do you ever stop spamming, zagggon jr? I've heard that eating before you sleep gives you nightmares but it's never happened to me.

I've never had that happen when I ate before sleep. Now, I've had "nightmares" of school when I look at paper before going to bed (Conjugation lesson in French anyone?)

Conjugating verbs is like masturbating.

Actually it's not. In any way. Shitty simile there.

But conjugating verbs is easy as fuck.

Okay so maybe they do have one thing in common.

Enjoy your dreams.

That's terribly sad.

But yeah, I just realized all the similarities between any strenuous practice and masturbation.

Look just because the whore next store won't fuck you because even she has her standards, doesn't mean you have to be a dick about me not wanting to have sex...I can't control my dreams (even though some ppl can...)

Can we not talk about this here? I have no right to close the thread or remove posts, and I have no intentions to do so. I'm just not really comfortable with this subject matter right now...

And guys? Show a little fucking respect. If not for the obvious reasons, then show some respect to me. I was with her 4.2 years. We were saving ourselves for marriage. We've been broken up for two months today, and all you can talk about is her fucking somebody? Appreciated.

True enough. Enjoy your dreams people and learn to take a joke.

Can anyone say "Doh" ~ H. Simpson...........

Oh god.

I've been under a rock. Seriously.

I've been calling everyone by their account names for so long.

I actually call chruser chruser and bob bob and..

It's sad.