Enlightened Conversation Between !K_A! and Moi!

I think I can finally sleep well tonight having been hit by the light of "en".

I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or what, but I don't get it at all. Inside jokes generally don't make good funny.

Definitely over your head.

You're probably right, I don't pretend to get drunk off of baking products.

Ever sexed up a baking product?

Do you consider oral to be sex?

Well, that really brings up a lot of controversy.

Is oral still sex? Are you still a virgin? Is it the thoughts or the physical action?

Find out next time on another exciting installment of-...... I'll go kill myself.

That reminds me of the time my friend got suspended by the asshole vice principal for having a bottle of mouthwash in school. Because it has a low low alcohol percentage in it.

Can you believe that? What a fucking joke.

Nah, I think it is perfectly reasonable. I would get suspended at my school if I was sexing up a bottle of mouthwash.

Ever try killing him? That will do miracles to cure that asshole attitude of his.

That reminds me of the time my friend got suspended by the asshole vice principal for having a bottle of mouthwash in school. Because it has a low low alcohol percentage in it. Can you believe that? What a fucking joke.

Actually, listerine (I'm assuming that's what you were talking about) has a pretty good ammount of alcohol in it. I don't see why he would get suspended for it though, you can't get drunk off of it. You'll die if you drink enough.

p.s. I'm not pretending that I'm getting drunk off of this stuff grav, it actually does get you drunk, you can look it up yourself or try it. It has a lot of alcohol in it.