One of my favorites from the movie, "Life of Brian":
Mandy: What star sign is he?
Wise Man #2: Capricorn.
Mandy: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.
Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.
Mandy: And that's Capricorn, is it?
Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.
Mandy: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.
Zelaron: I STAND READY, LETTUCE ATTACK!//(¤¤(/%)%)&)
Khydadriamen: wtfff
Khydadriamen: XD
Zelaron: don't ask
Khydadriamen: i wont
Khydadriamen: i lied
Khydadriamen: yes i will
Khydadriamen: WHAT THE HELL
Zelaron: XD
Zelaron: you'll just have to live in obliviousness while I dispose this toothpaste
Khydadriamen: bastard
Khydadriamen: ):0
Khydadriamen: I WILL MUSSITATE YOU
Zelaron: THEN I WILL MAFFLE YOU, LOWLIFE SCUMBAG OF UTTER NOTHINGNESS!
Khydadriamen: GANK ME YOU KNAGER
Khydadriamen: ... regank lol
Khydadriamen: 3 - squirrels appear around the caster
Zelaron: wah
Khydadriamen: XD
Zelaron: ROFL
What I've learned from living in this country : America is a bad word, so is Religion.