Idiot of the month

You call OD'ing Heroine mixed with Cocaine creative? Cobain and Staley already took the fun out of the event. And the publicity you'd want, too. How often do you see people fall off cliffs and land on ricin-coated rocks in lava?

Suicide using a chainsaw would be creative, too. Or a bandsaw.

Or even better! You know those stationary bikes you need to use intensively to be able to lit a lightbulb or watch television? Try electrocuting yourself with one of those.