I have kidnapped myself, give me $93,000 or you will never see me again.

Don't do it! I have sent $90,000 to your paypal account. Will that be enough. I couldn't afford the extra $3k. Do you think the kidnappers will mind?

Stop kockblocker!!! I've been counting that stack of money, and you gave him WAY over $90,000, and you won't stop counting it!!! OMG H4X!!!

im going to go eat guys, brb.

This isn't the "Official Salutation Thread" so what the fuck was the point of that post?

Don't do it! I have sent $90,000 to your paypal account. Will that be enough. I couldn't afford the extra $3k. Do you think the kidnappers will mind?

$90,000?

You think I'm gonna let me go for that little amount of shit?

$93,000

BTW, no magical unlimited stack of twenty's either.

I don’t think you need money where you are going dude. In every prison movie I see the convict currency is cigarettes and “cho cho”. I don’t think you want to be paying the latter. In the words of the lawyer in Office Space, “the trick is to kick someone’s ass the first day, either that or become someone’s bitch”

Well in order to send you the money I will need proof that you have kidnapped youself and you will kill yourslef if we don't pay, how about one of the fingers with your ring in it for proof? If you dont send us the finger how are we gonna know you kidnapped yourself? Next time at least do some research on kidnapping and holding for ramsons. kthx

ramsons.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Hey !K_A! what was the name of that movie with Mel Gibson where they kidnap his son?

Mel Gibson in: The kidnapping of mel gibsons son

Ransom..

You clever boy! I get it!

Kaos stars in : The BIG douche bag. Co-starring : NO one cuzz he is a douche bag.