Long ago I met a girl (well I thought it was girl at the time) and she/he said they wanted to be a porn star...well we were friends for quite a while...then one day I asked him/her if she was a girl or boy...
She/he was like "I'm a guy.." I'm like "I thought you were a girl?" then he said "Oh, you must've played with my girlfriend."
I didn't believe him/her...I was sad for a little while. I used to call her "My little porn star" lol.