I'm going to prison soon...

I didn't say you were free. I could, if i wanted, turn you in right now. However, i'm not. But let me tell you this, you will have to spend some time in jail.

This was all just a DREAAAM!

dude, any one of us can turn you in because you have given us your word about this. Don't forget that. it is only a matter of IP tracing.

Any Mod+ would be able to do it, if you posted in their forum. Not that I think any of us would do it. Also, the police could sub-peona your IP address from Zelaron.

Goodbye zelaron... I might not see you all forever . I'll be here though for the next few days till the FBI comes knockin to my door. Well I'm off to practice not dropping the soap.

how the fuck did you do that?

WooT! Then I'm FREE! SCREW YOU FB-FUCKING-I

I hope you get caught. Just because of that post.

Watch your cornhole. Watch it expand to the size of a watermelon once they finish gangbanging the hell out of your 15 year old hole.
Fucking idiot.

when you think about it, they will be doing that for a few years :/ He is going to be passed around for cigs and they will not indict the prisoners for molesting him :/ If he goes to Juvie, maybe the same prob :/

You know... to be perfectly honest. I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.

What's worse.. the idiot that does identity theft..

Or the idiot that TALKS ABOUT ON FORUMS CONSTANTLY?!

*applauds*

Yea, it might not have been the greatest thing to advertise your every attempt on a fairly big internet forum.

dude they going to get you man... they going to get you.... shit You not going to jail but you going to fuck up your record and your not going to get a good job when you grow up then you going to be a fucking poor niggar that fucking live within wealthfair.

What's worse.. the idiot that does identity theft.. Or the idiot that TALKS ABOUT ON FORUMS CONSTANTLY?!

References to idiocy are comical.

So is Kaos in jail.

You can't goto jail if you a minor. You will prolly goto juvi or something.

don't matter, you can still have your ass widened in juvie :/

They will probably be lenient on you. Leave us a message from jail.

I hope The Man gets him and gets him good.

well, if there is a possible trial, they could call us as witnesses, and if they did that during a school day, i'd pay them to have me j/k but you are so going to be someone's bitch kaos

You can't goto jail if you a minor. You will prolly goto juvi or something.

Cant you go to jail if they refuse to accept you as a minor? I think A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS is the breaking point for this exception... You didn't pass that did you?

He only took 93000.

That's pretty close.

Also, they've been cracking down on a lot of internet crimes.

At 15, to be honest, I'm not sure if they wouldn't try him as an adult.

I doubt he even did it, this was just a poor cry for attention...