what the fuck does this mean..

I am the crust in your eyes when you wake up. I am the crap in your ass that takes ten rolls of toilet paper to clean. I am the puss that oozes out of infected shit and pimples. I am the jizz that makes an unexpected baby. I am the dandruff on your Head and Shoulders. I am the laxative that caused you to stay on the toilet for 8 hours. I am the radiation that made you impotent. I am the flegm in your mouth that you get when you have a bad cold, and cough alot. I am a retard that puked on your shirt, then took off all of my clothes and raped your leg like a dog. I AM THE IDIOT THAT TALKS IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit, i must be dark and disturbed, because i can like words together and make a sentance.

Dark, defintely not, disturbed yes. that is very distubing.

But yet, i still laughed my ass off at that. I am the crap in your ass that takes ten rolls of toilet paper. nicely said.

PS: Disturbing