Well, I kinda felt sorry for her too, I just chuckle whenever she says "Chut up". Mostly becuase of a funny forum picture I saw.
Anywho, heres another good quote
True lies:
"I come home one day, and the house is completely empty...I mean COMPLETELY empty. She even took the ice-cube trays out of the freezer. What sick bitch takes the ice-cube trays out of the freezer?!