What the hell is wrong with the FCC?

I agree, what is the big FUCKING deal? There wasn't even anything showing, there was a star looking thing over her nipple. Also, what's the deal with cussing? It's a few letters jumbled together to form a word. When I say "shit," I don't injure anyone, I don't scar any kids for life. The simple answer to both of these things is:

People need something to bitch about.

Yes indeed friends, we must shield our children from sex! They can't know what is going on in their parents bed after hours! They might actually know what to do when they get jiggy with it later in their years! They might know how to protect themselves from STDs and pregnancy! We sure don't want that now do we?

Honestly, I've known about "sex" since I was at least 8, and I'm not scarred for life. I act more mature than most people my age. I'll know how to protect myself when the time comes, and hell, I might even enjoy sex!

Don't let the parents of America know this though.