World Record Thread

If you throw a goat at a building, it will knock the building down.

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

A donkey can do anything but bear a child...wait...yes it can, thats how my mom had came.

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

If you take a book and eat it, you will become smarter.

CD's are good phrisbees.

CD's are good phrisbees.

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

Headphones really suck out your brains and eat them for dinner.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my arse.

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

ZeLaRoN 0wNs YoU. Hellmonkeys 0wNs ALL.

Penguins are g0d.

Penguins are g0d.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

I wish I was a turtle...then I could walk arround with a big shell.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

Santa Claus is my father...Then a leprachaun ate him.

I once had a kid...then the Easter Bunny put him in an egg and ate him.