if by girlfriend you mean left hand, ill buy that.
Observant, aren't we?
Anyway, when I was little I stepped on a rusty nail that was stickin' up outta this board. Went straight through my heel. Hella painful, it was.
*edit*
p1ng's original post was somewhere along the lines of "Since when did you have a girlfriend." But alas, he changed it. So the quote doesn't quite fit anymore.