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Posted 2003-12-23, 10:14 PM
in reply to blu_poo's post "lotr 3"
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I grew up on the JRR Talkien books, read them a million times, read everything there is to it about the history of middle earth because Talkien released many books that provided the back history from age 1-to age 4 of the lands.
movie 1- I loved the beginning, the shire, the part where the only member of the fellowship dies Boromire, I loved creatures, especially orcs....
movie 2-man gollum was at his best.. if you seen the extended versions of 1 and 2 then you would realize that the missing pieces are very well worth watching, except 1 or 2 scenes... anyways the battle was phenomenal....... etc etc
movie 3-rrrrr caliente! mucho action! yay! I rated that movie on 2 scales 1-how great it is and 2-how sucky it was. Taking first scale-gollum and especially pipin--that's why you gotta see that movie. I never realized how muh both of them acted better than the rest of the staff....
the sucky scale: the only thing i liked about gandalf-is his looks in the first movie. what kind of a wizard fights with his staff and behaves like a wussy? i mean through movies 1-3 he used magic like 3-5 times.. ohh what a pussy... sam and frodo in the third movie revealed how gay they are, after about 45 minutes of gay looks and gestures have been made throughout the movie. the fall of the shire was skipped.. wtf only will be revealed in the extended version... the white wizard forgotten....wtf? frodo's arm is supposed to be mising, not his finger..... that leads to the closing theme---he had to leave because of his wounds... only in the land of gods he could survive... ups are you keeping up with me so far? Aragon's woman dissapears for 99% of the movie wtf? ohh did i mention that LOTR book 3 was all about aragon and not the hobbits... why is the movie about the gayness? the spider... he poisons someone else, not frodo.....stupid little things like that really ruined the movie.
the total score
movie 1 (fellowship of the ring) 9.5/10 stars
movie 2 (2 towers) 8.5/10 stars
movie 3 (return of the king) 6/10 stars --will be upgraded to 7/10 once the rest of the movie is revealed to public in the extended version
Last edited by yarik83; 2003-12-23 at 10:19 PM.
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