The Commies.

That sketch, the KKK sketch and the car commercial (with the retarded chick doing the robot) are the only funny things that Dave Chappelle has ever shat out onto that worthless show of his. I can't believe that it's being picked up for a second season. Another 30 bad sketches with the scant possibility of one or two good ones. Yippie.

He's annoying, but at least he doesn't talk about black people all day and how they're discriminated by everyone... like.... Chris Rock, which I hate.

Speaking of Chris Rock, I can't believe he won best Stand Up Comedian. Have they even seen Dane Cook? He is godly.

Dane Cook is the man, but he bows down to Dave Attell. Everyone bows down to Dave Attell.

Dane Cook on "Comedy Central presents Dane Cook" was freaking awesome. I think the best part was when he was talking about messing with the priest when they go get cracker + juice(or whatever :P )

"Your move holy man. Unggghh!"

Dane Cook is the world's funniest human being... he beats Dave Attel hands down.

No way. Not a chance. Dave Attell is so much funnier than Dane Cook. Cook is good, but his act is a lot of repetition.

"I was in my kitchen, I was cleaning a dish. Yes, yes, officer, I was in my kitchen, I was cleaning a dish, I could bring the dish as exhibit A."

Dave Attell's humor relies on blindsiding the audience.

"Fellas, here's a tip. If you want to spice up your relationship, if you want to add a little mystery to your relationship, here's a tip. Tonight, when your old lady leaves the room, take a dump on the floor. Nothing is more mysterious than a dump on the floor."