No way. Not a chance. Dave Attell is so much funnier than Dane Cook. Cook is good, but his act is a lot of repetition.

"I was in my kitchen, I was cleaning a dish. Yes, yes, officer, I was in my kitchen, I was cleaning a dish, I could bring the dish as exhibit A."

Dave Attell's humor relies on blindsiding the audience.

"Fellas, here's a tip. If you want to spice up your relationship, if you want to add a little mystery to your relationship, here's a tip. Tonight, when your old lady leaves the room, take a dump on the floor. Nothing is more mysterious than a dump on the floor."