Boy Bands

Or like on 2Fast2Furious... Lay them down on their backs, tie their hands/feet/head down, take off their shirts, get a metal bucket + a rat, and blowtorch... then put the rat on the stomach, cover it with the metal bucket, then grab the blow torch and torch the metal bucket, so then since the rat will want out after it gets hot... it will dig down... and then make them,

1.Admit to something
2.Promise something
3.Watch and enjoy