house parties

i go to other peoples parties that i dont know.
(step 1) the first thing u do is find the drunkest people there and make friends with them. u gota act hella cool to em and like uv known them for hella days. that way if sumone asks who u are the drunks will be like i know that kid hes hella cool.

(step 2) get drunk have fun off other peoples shit.

(step 3) once drunk wander the house scoping out where everything is. if people ask wut ur doin in a random room say ur lookin for the bathroom.

(4) load ur pockets with anything u can find! games cameras software movies cd's wutever.

(5) wait till drink runs dry and offer to go on beer run. make sure u have to much shit in ur car to fit nyone else, or have a friend doin the same thing as u r. this way none of the people come with u.

(6) drop all the shit u stole at ur house or wherever, get the drink or come back and say they wouldnt sell to u.

(7) ur in the clear! u just robbed sumone and if they question u in the morning ( they probly will cause they dont know u) u can be like dude search me and my car i didnt take shit. then after the heat dies down and u "help" them try and find who did it u can bounce and revel in the glory of a night of free drink and new toys!

PS. i do this alot it realy works!