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Posted 2003-09-22, 12:32 PM
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I guess she choked on it"
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Posted 2003-09-22, 12:34 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Another Joke"
Hahahaha, thats fucking great! Wasn't expecting that!~ WOO HOO!!
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Posted 2003-09-22, 01:23 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Another Joke"
it was quite funny
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Posted 2003-09-22, 01:29 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Another Joke"
hehe nice.
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Posted 2003-09-22, 02:24 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Another Joke"
Kuja said:
hehe nice.
I use to be a shoe shinner now I sip Aunt Jamima, I go to sleep in Europe and wake back up in China. CLUB 977 The 80's Channel!!!!! -winamp radio is heaven on earth
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