Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

"I love this movie more than life itself. OK, not quite. But a lot." -- Luke Y. Thompson, New Times So what is this slightly eccentric movie about? Basically, an adolescent-wannabe, not to mention a very eccentric and moronic guy runs around and expresses hsi love for his bicycle. A lot of movie reviewers think this movie is great. Personally, I think the world is going to come to an end every time I read one of the praises. So, to express my sincere and polite feelings about this movie, IT FUCKING SUCKS! Anyone who could possibly find any shred of sanity or meaning whatsoever in this piece of junk should be shot in the groin repeatedly. I have never in my entire life regretted watching any movie this much, because this "comedy" does nothing but to make me depressed. "Before we were crying tears of laughter from Jim Carrey, there was... Pee-Wee Herman!" Is Paul Reubens worthy being compared to Jim Carrey? You decide.

I REMEMBER GOOD OL PEE WEE... this that movie where some fat kid (slaynish perhaps) steals poor lil ol pee wee's new bike. Yea this movie was good when i was about 5 years old...