In the Jungle: mostly clear with scattered Guu... that's the worst pun I've ever heard.
It translates to "The jungle was always nice, then came Guu." The other one translates to "Abenobashi magical shopping district" (its really bizarre, not quite as outright wierd as the first one though, they're both hilarious though lol)
What I've learned from living in this country : America is a bad word, so is Religion.