Picking up girls.

dont you just hate that??? thats the reason why i dont stay on the comp too long it just gets depressing :-(

Onyx.

"a comidian ALWAYS gets the girls"

Well that works if the girl has any sense of humor at all, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me coz i joked too much, and ic alled a cynical...I mean if she is that immature to break up for that then shes not worth trying again.

Well if the girl doesn't like to joke around and have a sense of humor then she isn't worth it. I don't know you but if your never serious and always joking girls don't like that.

edit - never mind. just walk past em and say "hey whats up?".
works every time

there is a time to joke around and a time to be a serious guy, a woman who cant joke around a little , means you should look for another :-( unless you believe in change :-)

Well there something i forgot 2 say and that no one actualy said that help to pick up girls it s physical contact.
I dont mean like boobs grabing or shit like that. Just simple physical contact.

You mean slap ass?

Grab both of her arms and say "LOOK INTO MY EYES, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT BABY" It works in the movies


But yeah, comedians always get the girls, just don't joke to much at the wrong times, you have to sence what a girl is feeling, and be compasionate.

Grab both of her arms and say "LOOK INTO MY EYES, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT BABY" It works in the movies But yeah, comedians always get the girls, just don't joke to much at the wrong times, you have to sence what a girl is feeling, and be compasionate.

good point there, dont thing that if you touch her that she will bite. when you talk to her, hold her hand and or arm or just give her a small hugg, (main thing is that you have to smell good! if you smell good she wouldn't mind ...sharing seats...if you know what i mean :-P) show that you love contact with her and before you know it, things will be better in bed :-D

and as for the joking part, if you know she is serious....its best to"leave the jokes in the bag"