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Posted 2003-08-21, 05:39 PM
I have been thinking recently.(I know that sounds too funny to believe)

As you may have noticed, there has been a WIDE-SPREAD outbreak of these two viruses, quite close together, and they are both wreaking havoc on businesses around the world. Now I believe that I know who has caused this.

Bill Gates.

Now, you may be wondering to yourself. (What the hell is he talking about). Now let me explain. When the first virus had its outbreak amongst us americans there was a patch released shorrtly after, now when this happened, millions of people downloaded the patch to fix their computer from getting the infected file again, now what a great exploit, send another virus, similar to the first one, THEN, set it up on the microsoft website so that everybody has to play for the patch, Lets just say a small fee like 4.99, or just 5 bucks, ok now multipuly that by 60 million, the sum of it is 30 BILLION!! Now, wouldn't that be great, to rake in that extra bit of cash to pay off some settlements, Be careful, microsoft is out to get you.














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Posted 2003-08-21, 06:15 PM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
5x60=300 not 30,000.

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 2003-08-21, 08:18 PM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
oh common, he couldn't he made playstation 2 !! J/K
good point though. i will tell all my friends and this opinion will become................ THE TRUTH!!!!

ps did you make this up or got it from someone else??
microsoft is STILL going down right?? thats probably why thay need that virus!!
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5x60=300 not 30,000.
close enough !!
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Posted 2003-08-23, 02:28 PM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
Adrenachrome said:
5x60=300 not 30,000.
When did I say 5x60? I know that it = 300, your point? 5x6 then add the zeros!














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Posted 2003-08-23, 02:43 PM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
60,000,000 * 5 = 300,000,000 that's 300 million.... Nowhere near 30,000,000,000


BTW, I don't really think Bill gates is hurting for money, CONSIDERING THAT HE'S THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE.
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Posted 2003-08-24, 03:07 PM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
How could it hurt to make some extra bucks? Oh shit, i did mess up on my 'calculations' i'm a newb. But seriously, that could work.














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Posted 2003-08-24, 06:53 PM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
OMG it only makes sense that the guy who has more money than all of us is the cause of all evil.
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Posted 2003-08-24, 07:43 PM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
huh...? I agree that he is an idiot, but remember he used his wits to make all of his money. He didnt just get it.
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Posted 2003-08-26, 02:02 AM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
I really hope you weren't responding to my post Sovereign, because that would have made you look so stupid.

So you think he's an idiot except he's smart? What? A smart idiot?

I don't know whether he got to where he is just from being one of the first on the scene or whether he actually is a clever guy.
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Posted 2003-08-26, 03:45 AM in reply to D3V's post "Microsoft + Bill Gates"
Or it could be, hes smart with no common sense.. don't act as though your so 'clever' you take what he said (which was obviously ironic humor) and made it literal, I hope you were not responding to Sovereigns post, because that would make you look cocky.
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