i got teh cauht

My friend is like fucking retarded or something.. here we go *doododo dododo dododo* (waynes world baby)

He comes over to my house with like 10 bottles of different types of cologne (each like $40+). Gives me and my friends a few, and then we head over to walmart.

He steals a pellet pistol, and a bag of fucking funions.. right now im starting to think this guy has a serious problem. Than we go to blockbuster to look at video games, and he tags along. All the sudden we are about to leave, and the buzzer goes off. The lady goes wait stop walk through again you 2 (me and him) i did.. didn't go off. He did, it went off, the lady asks him to lift up his shirt. And sure enough theres a PORNO wedged in his pants sticking up, and the lady tells us all to go and for him to stay. She ends up calling his parents and he can't go back ever again. He was almost in tears, and hes some tough fuck.. I felt real bad for him, and worst of all, his parents don't even care.

Didn't even care about him failing 8th grade.