How would one go about adding an annoying MIDI?

how can i add a midi into a message so that it plays while people read the page my thread or reply is in?

... would i have to convert it to wav? and just use it as an attachment? would that cause it to play automatically?

I already said, they aren't midi's or wav's, they are flash files with music in them, where the people set the size to be 1x1 pixels.

sorry, i missed... where-ever you said that.. damn... i don't have the skills for flash...

Basically all you need to do is import a midi...(hmm...or wav?) into a flash movie, (blank flash movie), then export it as a swf.

Isn't adding music to your sig against the rules?

In the sig yes, it's not allowed. But you...can add it to your post in some situations.

You can do whatever the fuck you want.

Yep