insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edgeyou're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.
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It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.