Joke thread

I agree...

LENNY! GET ON THE BALL NIGGA!

::EDIT:: Off topic but Lenny, do they use the word "nigger" or "nigga" over in the UK?

It's used, aye.

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What do four out of five people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Awesome, Lenny. I'm gonna have to remember that one.

Ok, this may be pushing the envelope of good taste, but here goes:

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

Oh God.. a dead baby joke.

Dead babies splatter when you throw them?

I seem to remember it being something along the lines of: you can't load bowling balls onto a truck with a pitchfork.

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Talking about babies... two for you:

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?

idk, but i got a good one!


Whats the difference between a dead baby and an onion

Onions make you cry when you peel them?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?
Nail it's other foot to the floor.