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Posted 2005-10-09, 03:22 PM in reply to Paradox_Knight's post starting "... So strange, why would you shoot a..."
Paradox_Knight said:
... So strange, why would you shoot a man who's stealing? You might actually get arrested instead for assault, not to mention if you made a mistake, you're in shit, knee deep...
State laws vary from state to state. From what I've heard, you can mow anyone down in Texas who is stealing from you. I'm not gonna try to find Texas laws online, they probably only exist on paper.

I think the worst story I've ever heard was about this guy attempting armed robbery and he tripped on something in the person's yard that caused him to break his ankle. Anyways he sued the owner of the house on the grounds that there wasn't proper lighting on the walk up to his house. I guess wherever the hell it was, there was some stupid ass law, because he won the suit.

Just so you all know, once I get outta the military, I'm going to college. Then after college, when I own a house, I'm gonna buy
a) A Templar's Sword
a) Some Sort of Pistol, this one looks cool
b) An AR-15(unless some other left wing gets in office)

Feel free to rob my house if you can. If I find you though, god help you. My Pistol will most likely be under my bed. My AR-15 will probably be in a closet nearby, and my Templar's Sword will probably be on the wall somewhere, as I really don't plan on using that. Oh and sure I won't aim for your head, but I'm very inaccurate, ask DeLong. I'm also gonna use multiple double taps... er I mean controlled pairs. If I were you, I'd come armed. Good Luck.

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Posted 2005-10-09, 06:21 PM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "State laws vary from state to state. ..."
S2 AM said:
State laws vary from state to state. From what I've heard, you can mow anyone down in Texas who is stealing from you. I'm not gonna try to find Texas laws online, they probably only exist on paper.

I think the worst story I've ever heard was about this guy attempting armed robbery and he tripped on something in the person's yard that caused him to break his ankle. Anyways he sued the owner of the house on the grounds that there wasn't proper lighting on the walk up to his house. I guess wherever the hell it was, there was some stupid ass law, because he won the suit.

Just so you all know, once I get outta the military, I'm going to college. Then after college, when I own a house, I'm gonna buy
a) A Templar's Sword
a) Some Sort of Pistol, this one looks cool
b) An AR-15(unless some other left wing gets in office)

Feel free to rob my house if you can. If I find you though, god help you. My Pistol will most likely be under my bed. My AR-15 will probably be in a closet nearby, and my Templar's Sword will probably be on the wall somewhere, as I really don't plan on using that. Oh and sure I won't aim for your head, but I'm very inaccurate, ask DeLong. I'm also gonna use multiple double taps... er I mean controlled pairs. If I were you, I'd come armed. Good Luck.
Challenge accepted!!

lol, j00 is 1 paranoid mofo!
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Posted 2005-10-09, 08:20 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Challenge accepted!! lol, j00 is 1..."
Fine. I'll just jack a tank and run your ass over. Then steal your sword.
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Posted 2005-10-09, 09:48 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Fine. I'll just jack a tank and run..."
Good luck finding a tank to steal. Trust me, it ain't easy.
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Posted 2005-10-09, 09:55 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Challenge accepted!! lol, j00 is 1..."
mjordan2nd said:
Challenge accepted!!
lol

Sure sure Sovereign then I'll get a nuclear missile and... STFU you idiot. Even if you got in a tank, you'd most likely blow yourself up.

Yea and if someone really wanted to rob me sure they could. If someone careless comes in or that guy who wants to rob me wakes me up without killing me, well... I've already explained that in detail. Really there's probably no need for the assault rifle. I may hold off on that if there's not a shooting range anywhere nearby.
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Posted 2005-10-10, 07:48 PM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "lol Sure sure Sovereign then I'll..."
I'd throw an asteroid at your house. KAY?
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Posted 2005-10-10, 09:16 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I'd throw an asteroid at your house. ..."
Sho-Ryu-Ken!


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-10-10, 11:56 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I'd throw an asteroid at your house. ..."
Sovereign said:
I'd throw an asteroid at your house. KAY?
What are you five? Shut up.
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Posted 2005-10-09, 07:13 PM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "State laws vary from state to state. ..."
You could be sleeping on a pile of guns and it wouldnt do you any good if a intelligent person wanted to rob you. Most likely though it'll be some junkie that needs money.
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Posted 2005-10-09, 10:11 PM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "State laws vary from state to state. ..."
yo man thats a nice pistol but it looks like a pellet gun...u sure thats a real one?? i got the same one man...and its even got the laser site....hate to be dissin on ya....but its true.....also...go for the assualt rifle...its still fun...i know plenty of ranges around where u live man...i used to shoot my rifles there....and if i dont rmember my dad knows..u know me man...but as for the other posts....yeah u can legally kill someone intruding in ur house if you think they are there to harm you
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Posted 2005-10-09, 10:16 PM in reply to 1dumMan's post starting "yo man thats a nice pistol but it looks..."
Ya not sure about that pistol. I just searched for pistol on google, and there it was. Looked like the Magnum from Turok: Rage Wars, so I just posted it. Trust me the one I get won't shoot BBs.
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Posted 2005-10-10, 02:10 PM in reply to 1dumMan's post starting "yo man thats a nice pistol but it looks..."
Wow that thing must shoot HUGE pellets

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