My convo with a chinese man(unfunny)

I'm 6 foot and fat.

How much do you weigh? I'd say a fat 6 foot slaynish would be bigger than a fat 6 foot grav, but I've never seen you.

I meant I have a fat NOSE because I'm jewish.

Oh, well then we must have sex now because I love jews.

Just kidding. I have a big fat black CLOCK.

It tells time real well.

I am just under 6 foot, 5 10 = 5 11. I will take a pic with a digi-cam(when i get one) if you want.

When exactly did reality bend so that 5 10 = 5 11? As far as I knew they were two different heights.

I am 5 9-11...

So you could be 5'9", 5'10" or 5'11"?
Wth. Why do you keep changing heights?

The horrible animation team for Naruto(See episodes 29, 45, or 71(tanks gwav))draws him sometimes.

When exactly did reality bend so that 5 10 = 5 11? As far as I knew they were two different heights. So you could be 5'9", 5'10" or 5'11"? Wth. Why do you keep changing heights?

I was thinking the same thing. 6 foot and 5'9 are noticable differences. Stupid slaynish.