My convo with a chinese man(unfunny)
 

Its really unfunny.. I just thought it was special

Fuzzy1096: LITTLE BOY
Fuzzy1096: whos younger and shorter!
slaynish: :-) small penis... boy...
Fuzzy1096: lol j/k
Fuzzy1096: EH
Fuzzy1096: mean ass
Fuzzy1096: k i got to go
slaynish: im jay kay
slaynish: bye

He called me little boy becuase im 6 ft, hes 6'3, and im size 12 shoe, and hes size 13...

Hes 14 and im 13..

*white person walks thru door of chinese owned store*

DING DONG!

*Black person walks thru door*

NIII GERR!!

You aren't 6 feet tall. If you were, you would be like 250 lbs.

What the hell?

What are you talking about?

How would somebody be 250 lbs if they were 6ft tall? Why does height matter with weight?

It doesnt.

I am just under 6 foot, 5 10 = 5 11. I will take a pic with a digi-cam(when i get one) if you want.

With your body frame (huge), if you were 6 feet tall you would be very heavy.

I'm 6'1" and I'm 165. I'm very thin.

No.

Dont you know that you slim out as you get taller? It spreads through your body. That pic you saw, i was 5 7.

I am 5 9-11...

I was thin when I was short and I'm now thin when I'm tall. People who are short and fat and become tall usually stay fat. Knowing you fairly well, I'd say you're still fat.

I'm 6 foot and fat.

How much do you weigh? I'd say a fat 6 foot slaynish would be bigger than a fat 6 foot grav, but I've never seen you.

I meant I have a fat NOSE because I'm jewish.

Oh, well then we must have sex now because I love jews.

Just kidding. I have a big fat black CLOCK.

It tells time real well.

When exactly did reality bend so that 5 10 = 5 11? As far as I knew they were two different heights.
So you could be 5'9", 5'10" or 5'11"?
Wth. Why do you keep changing heights?

The horrible animation team for Naruto(See episodes 29, 45, or 71(tanks gwav))draws him sometimes.

I was thinking the same thing. 6 foot and 5'9 are noticable differences. Stupid slaynish.

Hell 5'9" and 5'10" are noticeable differences.

No they are not.

I look 6 ft, becuase my hair is poofy as hell. It stands a good three inches off my head, anyways.

6 foot - 3 inches = 5'9"

Yes, no shit?

Your point is?

His point is, you aren't 6 feet tall.