Your best pick up line

"Hey!"

"Sorry! I can't pay child support!"

That's terrible. I would never do anything like that.

I bet you can't outdrink as much as I can spend.

I'm quite partial to:

Girl you must be Jamaican, because ja makin' me crazy!

And:

Come on. Be different. Say "Yes".

EDIT: Ooooh! One I heard in my college bar and have just rememberedL

Is it just me, or are chat-up lines getting worse these days?

Girl you must be Jamaican, because ja makin' me crazy!

Please tell me you don't actually use this?

Of course I haven't! It'd be suicide!! Doesn't mean I can't like it, though. It amuses me.

lol I think you should actually use it and tell us how the girl responds.