Your best pick up line
 

^title, Your best pickup line that you acually you or someone you know used on a male/female. Or just some funny ones alltogether.


Heres some good ones.

1. "You must be a farmer, because you must know how to raise a cock."
2. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 women went down on the Titanic
3. "Is that a space shirt, because your tits are outta this world"
4. "My penis likes you but my wallet won't, nor my mother"
5. hey baby u into music? cause im about to release my 12 inch single

Bordom lol

"Hey you dropped something."
"What?"
"My jaw."

lmao, nice one.


Man: "Are your parents retarted?"
Girl: What, Why?
Man: Cause your a very special person.

Saw that on MtV lol

Yes very nice platnum, keep them coming. Livewire those ones are funny and cool also. I have no pickup lines, sometimes i joke around with girls using the old "I lost my number, can I have yours".

"Did you put windex on your pants?"
"No, Why?"
"Cause i can see myself in them."

Hi2u!!!! sex k?


Always works

lol. Dude that was fucking funny... I'm really sad right now and i was actually laughing out loud.

A few years ago, a buddy bet me five bucks, that if I went up to a girl and said something crude, she would kick me in the nuts.


I did. I walked up to a blonde eighth grader and said "Bang you for a buck." I got the money. She didn't hit me in the nutsack. She started scratching at my face and pulling my hair.

PwNT!





6789.

Me: "Hey, like whats up?"
Girl: "Nothing"
Me: "Im Dustin"
Girl: "I want you"
Me: "I know, lets go"
Girl: "Good, got protection"
Me: "Yes"

"You shoul be my son. You're not my son cause your mother didn't have change for U$ 10.00"

Sounds like Chooser's intarweb dates

I've always been fond of "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

those are pretty good except for the 4th one I don't understand.

She's a fricken hot whore who he doesn't want to spend money on, nor will his parents like her cuz she's a whore. That's how i comprehended it.

"Sup?"
"Hey."
"I'm Mike."
"I'm (insert bimbo's name here)."
"Nice to meet you."
*talks for a while*
"Hey, you wanna give me your number so we can hang out sometime?"
"Sure, I'd like to fuck you (paraphrasing) my number is 234908383093w098309830983098309832098ur309u3r098u3 ."

"How much is this going to cost and do you take credit cards?"

Hey did You fall from heaven?
Why?
because that might explain what happened to your face!

0mg, th4t 0n3 pwnt m3 s3ns3 0f hu|\/|0r!

Fuck me if im wrong, but your name is sydney right?