Really Stupid Quotes

• "I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body."
  -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
  
• "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
  -- Brook Shields
  
• "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
  -- David Dinkins, mayor of New York City
  
• "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
  -- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
  
• "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
  -- Former French President Charles de Gaulle
  
• "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
  -- Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole